Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.