Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.