Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...