A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...