Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
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Whats the difference between pink and purple?
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An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
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You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...