You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...