Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
What does a lion call a antelope?
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Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Only found in America
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Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...