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Arriving home very drunk
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Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
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Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
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Stand Still, Soldier!
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