Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Unlocking your car
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Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
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Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Wedding Toasts 4
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Proctologists
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Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...