Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...