Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...