Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...