Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...