When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...