Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...