A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...