140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...