Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...