The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...