My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...