Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!