Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...