I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...