What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...