The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...