Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!