Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....