Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...