Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...