Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...