Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...