A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
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Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
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A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
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My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
cross a spider and an elephant
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