Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...