Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.