Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...