Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...