Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!