Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...