Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Car Acronyms
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...