English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...