Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...