Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...