What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
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This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Yo mama is so greasy
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Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...