Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...