Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...