The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...