If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
An ancient Irishman
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You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
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A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
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One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...