Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Chain letter for men!
This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...