Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...