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Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...